Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
I don’t think people truly appreciate just how good of a workout it can be when going to the bathroom.
It’s physically draining.
When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does.”
“It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
I didn't like going to the bathroom in Germany
I really brought out the worst in me.
The other night, I got out of bed and headed to the bathroom. My wife asked, "where you going? " I said, "Urinate...
But really, you're a 10!"
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
Going into the bathroom in the middle of the night trying not to wake up anybody is like a psychiatrist.
If I don’t go to the bathroom soon I’m going to..
Being born in Europe is like going to the bathroom...
...if you're not apoopin', European.
Why do Pirates hate going to the bathroom?
As soon as they get rid of their P, they’re just irate.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because they’re all dead.
(Besides, the “p” was always silent anyway)
I had some serious emotional distress while going to the bathroom the other day.
I have a bell in the bathroom that predicts what I'm going to do in there next
I sit on the toilet, strike the bell, and it goes, "Dung!"
Dad: I'm going to shower, anyone need to use the bathroom?
speak now or forever hold your pees.
Edit: so this punchline was used about a year ago... I blew it; I'll take my down vote now (:
If you're Russian when you're going to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're done, what are you while you're there?
Why can't you hear a T-Rex going to the bathroom?
Because the T-Rex is a gentleman and pees with the door closed.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why can't you hear a psychologist going to the bathroom?
Why don't you hear pterodactyls going to the bathroom?
When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!”
“Sure, it does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Why can't you hear the psychic going to the bathroom?
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because they are extinct.
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