A list of puns related to "The Alps"
I told her it doesn't matter, hon
Doesn't that make it....
Holey cheese?
The while searchers were looking for her they would call out “little-old-lady-whooo”
But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
The elephant of supplies.
Because when people fall off 'em, they yell 'Alp!!!!
A European couple went missing while hiking in the Alps. One was Polish, one was Czech. A little while after they go missing, some park rangers find a couple of dead bears, one male, one female, just off the trail, their bellies distended. They cut open the female and find the Pole.
"You know what that means." Says one ranger to the other.
"What?"
"The Czech's in the male."
Hopefully this is the right place for it - but I'm looking to create a wedding hashtag with our future last names. So far, we only have 'pining for macalpine' but, as someone pointed out, that has a rather negative connotation. Unfortunately, our first names don't lend to puns/rhymes.
Any alp would be appreciated.
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