A list of puns related to "Alps"
Doesn't that make it....
Holey cheese?
The while searchers were looking for her they would call out βlittle-old-lady-whoooβ
Liechtenstain.
But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
The elephant of supplies.
Because when people fall off 'em, they yell 'Alp!!!!
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
Hopefully this is the right place for it - but I'm looking to create a wedding hashtag with our future last names. So far, we only have 'pining for macalpine' but, as someone pointed out, that has a rather negative connotation. Unfortunately, our first names don't lend to puns/rhymes.
Any alp would be appreciated.
Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday.
Then I said, "You're only ten years away from your one-minute birthday!"
He seemed confused so I had to clarify... "You know, your... Sixty-Second birthday!"
I could hear the cringe through the phone, and I heard my fiancΓ©e groan from downstairs.
Now I just have to hope he forgets over the next ten years so I can make this joke again.
Need as many puns as possible, this is a cry for alp.
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