Fossils of the giant aquatic sloth, Thalassocnus natans (specimen MNHN.F.SAS734), from the Late Miocene coast of Peru.
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Everybody talks about giant ground sloths, but nobody talks about their cousins. The giant marine sloth, Thalassocnus, and their breaking of the slow moving sloth stereotype.
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Thalassocnus carolomartini, The aquatic giant sloth. (Art by Benjamin Langlois).
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Thalassocnus is an Extinct Genus of Semi-Aquatic Marine Sloth from the Miocene and Pliocene of South America.
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A Pair of Thalassocnus yaucensis Fighting on the Beach. Art by HodariNundu.
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Acrophyseter deinodon hunting the marine sloth Thalassocnus natans off the coast of Miocene Peru.
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Thalassocnus was a genus of semiaquatic sloth from the Miocene and Pliocene of South America. Art by Joschua Knuppe.
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Today is International Sloth Day! Thalassocnus was a genus of semiaquatic sloths from the Miocene and Pliocene of the Pacific South American coast.
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Thalassocnus, the sloth that had big dreams of becoming a swimmer, but stepped into the wrong pool.
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Ahytherium aurem was a megalonychid from the late Pliestocene of Brazil. The shape of its tail indicates that it may have been a skilled swimmer, like the marine Thalassocnus.
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Today is International Sloth Day! Thalassocnus was a genus of semiaquatic sloths from the Miocene and Pliocene of the Pacific South American coast.
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A marine sloth (Thalassocnus) swimming with penguins
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Thalassocnus, a genus of semiaquatic sloth from the Miocene and Pliocene of South America. Art by Joschua Knuppe.
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[OC] Thalassocnus was a giant ground sloth that existed around 5 million years ago. Most interestingly, it was semi aquatic perhaps diving to feed off of vegetation in shallow waters.
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Thalassocnus is an Extinct Genus of Semi-Aquatic Marine Sloth from the Miocene and Pliocene of South America
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Thalassocnus (a marine sloth) having its leg ripped off and devoured by a Megalodon
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Thalassocnus natans, from the Early Pliocene of Peru. Art by Joschua Knuppe.
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Thalassocnus natans (IG: @_jonartan_)
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Marine Sloth (Thalassocnus) defending itself from a shark
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Thalassocnus was a genus of aquatic sloth from the Miocene and Pliocene of South America.
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CM Kosemen's take on a fully aquatic descendant of Thalassocnus; the swimming sloth of the past
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Thalassocnus carolomartini - The marine sloth
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[Art] Thalassocnus aka. Sea Sloth
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Megalodon attacking a Thalassocnus, the marine sloth.
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Thalassocnus was a giant ground sloth that existed around 5 million years ago. Most interestingly, it was semi aquatic perhaps diving to feed off of vegetation in shallow waters.
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Thalassocnus was a giant MARINE sloth that likely grazed sea grass like a manatee while using its large claws to anchor itself to the seafloor like a marine iguana.
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Thalassocnus was a giant ground sloth that existed around 5 million years ago. Most interestingly, it was semi aquatic perhaps diving to feed off of vegetation in shallow waters.
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Today is International Sloth Day! Thalassocnus was a genus of semiaquatic sloths from the Miocene and Pliocene of the Pacific South American coast.
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Thalassocnus, a marine sloth from the Miocene of South America
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Thalassocnus, an aquatic sloth from the Pliocene of Peru and Chile
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
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What starts with a W and ends with a T
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyβre not dating anybody?
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
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E or Γ?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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What did 0 say to 8 ?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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Spi__
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I had a vasectomy because I didnβt want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
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