My dad got into a car accident while texting and driving

Now, he has nokia.

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📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Irish you didn't text and drive.
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📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Got a buddy at work today.

My buddy at work saw me driving a company truck and sent me a text since he is transferring to another office in Japan.

Mike: Why are you in that stake bed. Me: Because I was hungry and tired! Mike: That doesn't make any sense. Me: Steak. Bed. Mike: Damn you!

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📅︎ Dec 03 2015
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Dad making fun of my math skills

Last Mother's Day, I surprised my parents by making an unannounced day-trip back home from college (3 hours away). When I got home, my sister had just gotten off work and needed to be picked up. She texted my dad, "Send someone to pick me up." My Dad sent me to get her from work, and she obviously wasn't expecting me. On the drive back, unbeknownst to me, my sister had texted my dad "Trieclipse doesn't count." Suddenly my sister bursts out laughing. My Dad had texted back, matter-of-factly, "He can count to 10."

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📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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