Everyone in my peer group was using State Farm for insurance...

So I decided to go with the Flo.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Got my friends at lunch

So today at lunch, I'm sitting with all my friends talking and what not. One of my other friends comes up to the table with 2 apples, one friend notices and asks for the second apple.

Friend with apples: No, you can't have it

Friend 1: Why not?

Me: Because its Adams...

Looks of confusion insure around the table.

Me: It's Adams apple!

Entire group: Groans

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