A list of puns related to "Texas Hold 'em"
It folded.
He was aiding and a-betting!
Iβve never been so happy to make everyone at a table hate me.
Another player and I were getting into a pretty big pot at the Texas Hold Em table at my local casino last night.
Towards the end of the hand, he went βall-inβ meaning he bet all of the rest of his chips.
When he pushed his stacks of chips in the middle, there was a really long hair hanging off of the chips that stayed attached to the top of his chip stack.
When the dealer counted up his stack he said βthe bet is $205β
And I replied βah, so just a hair over 200 dollars then??β
Iβve never wanted kids, but the audible groans I was rewarded with are now making me think I might be ignoring my calling.
I was at my friend's poker night and we were playing texas hold 'em. On one of the hands the flop was a 3 of spades, a 7 of clubs, and a 2 of hearts.
Nobody really had anything so far and the hand went:
Friend 1 (small blind): "Check"
Friend 2 (big blind): "Check"
Friend 3: "Check"
Friend 4: "Check"
Friend 5: "Check"
Friend 6: "Check"
Me (dealer): We must be in the Czech Republic
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.