I found an extra-terrestrial in my garden. He was sat next to the pond, wearing a red pointy hat.

It was β€œE.T. - faux gnome”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moorda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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I won the top prize in a lottery themed around the world's tallest terrestrial animal

I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gramineous
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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an alien egg hatched at area 51

They called it an egg-stra terrestrial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkellyManMark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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What's E.T. short for?

He's got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmartyhat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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What's an extra-terrestrial's favorite food?

Spag-E.T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call an extra terrestrial fingertip?

A nail-ien.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What is E.T short for?

To fit in the spaceship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHurly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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What do you call a chicken from space

An eggstra terrestrial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firebirdofgold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What is E.T. short for?

Cause he has little legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What’s E.T. short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenlad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What is E.T. short for?

Because he has little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What is E.T. short for?

Because he’s got little legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sass-a-knack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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What's E.T short for?

Nothing, he's just got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stresslessflex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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