Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?
What's a bear with no Teeth?
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.
However it was acci-dental.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
My sister asked "When do my wisdom teeth come in?"
"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.
As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."
Crooked teeth are criminal
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out
What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
My wife decided to keep her wisdom teeth..
Doesn't sound very wise to me.
What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
What do you call a tree without teeth?
During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.
“How?” I asked.
He said “Brace yourself.”
My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"
Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".
You're not allowed to eat teeth
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Dentist: This is extraordinary! You don’t seem to have any teeth at all!
Woman: I’m here for a smear test
Dentist: oh that’s next door!
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Some people have 32 teeth. Some have 6
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What do you call a bear without teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is red and bad for your teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
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