I would never drink out of another mans teacup.
Itβs not my cup of tea.
What's the difference between a teacup and a peacup?
You drink tea out of a teacup and a peacup is what a Mexican drives to work.
Did you know that the queen of England has the largest breasts of the world?
She has teacups
I have a new hobby: studying flying saucers
...and making the matching teacups!
I had to ask my dad for help...
...getting a teacup off the top shelf in the cupboard. I complained about the lack of a stool or stepladder so I could reach those most important of cups. He handed me the cup and said "It's discrimination! Apart-height's a terrible thing"
