Apparently, he mainly bakes pi.
A square toot!
My 13 yr old thinks he's funny and was really proud of this one
they wrote their own vowels!
Because they are always looking for the next x and they donβt know y.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
He forgot to use a colon, she missed a period, they both hated contractions, and when they think of their future life, it's only a parent they see.
Whatβs an ion?
Your face
He always paired that with:
Whatβs a cat-ion?
A cats face
Because they arenβt private tutors.
One of my students shared that with me yesterday and it made me smile because I had just crop dusted the back of the room.
Itβs my cake day. Be nice.
Iβll show them, just you wait!
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A dish in or take away?
Because they want a story summary not a story wintery.
and itβs discussing.
Synonym Rolls
It's not called a High School for nothing
It looked 2Β²
Cue about 10mins of me asking "What's her name?"
And her saying "Mrs Watt"
"I don't know, you tell me, what's her name?"
"Mrs Watt"
"What?"
"Yes"
"What's her name?"
"Mrs Watt"
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From NY Jets General Manager Joe Douglas right before the NFL Draft
They don't give an F.
My dad is a doctor.
A positive
Colon cancer.
I checked my butt in the mirror every day and it seemed normal to me. Finally, I asked the janitor if he knew why the teachers called me 'baby butt'.
J - "Well, little dude, it's because you're always a little behind"
Pi
Standup comedy
they all have classes.
(As a programmer, I'll use this one on my son)
Letβs just they werenβt very cracked up about it
Because they have semicolons
So, my dad taught 5th grade for 38 years. In the last 10-12 years, he would post a joke-of-the-day on the wall outside of his classroom. The hallway that led to his room was also the hallway where students would line up for the bus so there was plenty of foot traffic every afternoon. His jokes were often the highlight of the day for many students. Here are the two that got the best reactions:
What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints
Why do gorillas have such large nostrils? They have large fingers.
Two chemistry professors at my school hated each other. No one knows why the rivalry started, but it escalated from common pranks to elaborate traps using their knowledge of chemical reactions. After one particular prank resulted in the fire alarm being triggered, the dean had enough. He ordered the two to sit together in the lounge at lunch and spend their free periods in each other's classroom.
Over the school year, they began to get to know each other better and eventually became friends. They became god-parents to each other's children, attended their graduations, and even saw them married. After the two men retired, they continued to spend time together, they learned to make YouTube and TikTok videos about chemistry and even went golfing together. If they never hated each other enough to devise elaborate pranks, they never would have been forced to spend time together and eventually become friends connected by their love of chemistry.
It was an ironic bond.
Being homeschooled was never easy for me
They are pro-teen after all
I asked him to cosine.
Square meals
I found the entire experience D grading. I just couldnβt C my way out of it. Even one failed test would have become a B in my bonnet. A plus from my high school experience was that I was allowed to take all my classes pass/fail, so I still walked away with me degree.
Because the islands are surrounded by beaches of amber sand,
& that means that they all end in a dangling participle.
"Because you're the headmaster."
They both grade on a curve!
They were always a bit sketchy.
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Because they're not private tutors
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I told them, βJust you wait!β
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