[Request] I need a tasteful pun about retirement for a principal of a school. Anyone got any?
They just don’t taste right!
There’s no taste like gnomes.
I went in for a Covid test and my doctor asked if I had a sudden loss of taste
"No, I always dress like this", I replied.
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Because they're full of hops
What mints taste the worst?
Do you know what's the taste and smell of Corona virus?
From my 10 year old son: Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
What does Jasmine taste like?
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
Everyone hates the taste of Fungus when they have it for the first time.
But believe me, it grows on you.
What would you call an apple with good taste?
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
My steak didn’t taste very good. At first I thought I over cooked it
But it turns out I didn’t make it in thyme.
Why don't people who eat ass make good taste testers?
Their tongues have been TAINTed!
This coffee tastes like mud!
Well, it is fresh ground.
3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
Why does novacaine taste so good?
While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said “She obviously has COVID!” “Why would you think that?” I asked.
“Because she has no taste.”
Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I had a job as a taste tester in a distillery....
... but I found the work staggering.
Making stale bread taste better is easy
My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
I have bad taste...
No seriously I have covid and everything tastes like a soggy cracker.
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
What smells better than it tastes?
What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?
Not bad but a little chewie
"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"
"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
Did you know, in Iran they are petrified of spiders.
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
Did you know frogs taste like beer?
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Cause they are full of hops.
I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
Because they’re full of hops
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