Tarantulas Puns

A list of puns related to "Tarantulas"

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/Proud_Antelope-
📅︎ Dec 17 2022
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Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?

Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!

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👤︎ u/RedWing_16
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is the plural of tarantula?

Run like crazy.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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I bought a new shotgun to protect my family. My wife asked it shot slugs?

I told yes it shoot slugs, snails tarantulas, muskrats and even raccoons!

…I will see my self out.

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👤︎ u/Objective_Lost
📅︎ Aug 12 2021
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Been following this sub for a while, never thought it would happen to me.

My dad walks up to me and says, "It's supposed to rain spiders tonight."

Mildly terrified by this imagery, I furrow my eyebrows and respond, "huh?"

He explains, "We're supposed to get torrential rains tonight. Tarantula downpours. Get it?"

Hah.

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👤︎ u/isabellajc
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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