I said: Hey, man, whats your angle?!
Because the tangent likes the opposite over the adjacent
Sometimes I just babble on.
But honestly, I don't think it holds any water.
An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill
A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Algebros
Because sin90 = cot45
They always end up going off on a tangent.
Sorry for going on a tangent
...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.
Just sum.
I think he's mean.
I always go off on a tangent.
A Οthon
It always seems like they're plotting something
When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
My best friend lives on the East Coast. Iβm on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said βThey just want to know the shape of you,β and he coincidentally died at that moment.
He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, heβd tell dumb puns heβd google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesnβt get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.
What should I do?
Just cos
It was a pretty funny tangent, though
She was always going off on tangents.
I keep going off on a tangent.
They always do a complete 180.
Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."
Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."
Groans
Circulars.
Tangent asked papa Cos if Sine could come to his Opposite Day party, Cos thought about it but in the end he replied with: βNo of Cosecantβ
Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button
Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...
So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.
He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.
Well played dad. Well played.
The professor was discussing anatomy of the gastrointestinal tract, specifically the mouth/neck.
"The esophagus is about 10-11 inches long. If it were 12 we'd call it a foot."
Then he went off on a tangent about his friend in college who could stick a hot dog all the way down his throat. School is weird.
But, sometimes I go off on a tangent.
Both my co-worker and I are artists, we tend to spend our lunches talking about painting and classes.
Yesterday we got on the subject of Painting Elephant Galleries (it's a thing people!) when another co-worker appeared to get bored of our conversation and tried to change the subject;
His response was to quickly follow up her tangent with "Well, that's completely Irrelephant"
"He's really good but he goes off on too many tangents."
Me: "I think tangents are pretty important to calculus, you know?"
Her: "Haha, I tend to go off on tangents"
Me: "I actually go off on secants myself..."
Her: audible groan and eye roll
Still went pretty well I'd say
In class, my teacher went off on a tangent and started to explain the history of film.
Teacher: there was a point when there was a job where some one would be cranking a machine for 20 minutes to display the film can.
Student: Wow, spinning a crank for 20 minutes?? Are you for reel?
Teacher: Oh yes it was a chore.....ohhhh (groans)
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
Mum: Llamamessiah quote of the day "if maths was tangible I'd punch it in the face"
Dad: Maybe should've said tangental
Her: Just try not to go off on a tangent when writing. Dad: Yeah, I agree, a sine or cosine would be much better!
My astronomy teacher tends to ramble, so when he goes off on a long tangent, I browse Reddit. I was looking at /r/dadjokes when he all of a sudden asked me a question about an article in our book. I was a bit dazed, but I snapped back to reality and answered his question. I guess that I had spaced out.
