big whisk taker
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📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Any takers?
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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Dadjoke while walking into 40k store. No takers. Lets see what I get here

First time at a Warhammer 40k store. I'm familiar with the game but have never played. Display window has a seven foot marine figure that is painted and badass. As I walk in,

"Whoa! How many points to play him?!?"

Me pointing at marine. Three nerds playing magic stop to look at me. Store employee looks up without moving his head. Two other store patrons turn to look at me.

Crickets.

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👤︎ u/tfghost416
📅︎ Aug 22 2014
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What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?

A whisk taker

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📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Pun request!

Sorry if this is against the rules (doesn't appear so from what I read), but I'm looking for Gyoza puns. My attempts have been a bit lame so far. Thought I'd try the hive mind here if any takers? If you've goyza any please share!

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📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..

He was always the whisk-taker in the family.

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👤︎ u/AhSparaGus
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Did you hear about the man who robbed the pastry kitchen?

I heard he was a real whisk-taker

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👤︎ u/Pangioty
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Thieving Chefs

Are the ultimate whisk takers

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👤︎ u/Sonreyes
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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My friends keep trying to convince me to steal from the IHOP where I work

But I'm not a big whisk taker

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📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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Dadjokes go under-appreciated on Facebook

A friend of mine is giving away two tickets to the Regions Tradition in Birmingham, and posted a status on Facebook seeing if there were any takers. His phrasing:

"Who do I know that is a big golf fan?"

Well, I couldn't let this one go.

"I don't like big golf, but I'm a huge fan of mini golf".

At least one person in the status thought I was funny.

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📅︎ May 16 2014
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Two Dads in a Semi

Riding down the road with a co-worker, I happen to see a "Sale" flag next to a cemetery advertising a land auction.

Me: "Hey look, the cemetery's having a sale. Wanna pick up a few cold ones?"

Other dad: "That's a sale people are dying for."

Me: "They had to put up a fence to keep to keep them out."

Other dad: "They were really digging it. Doesn't look like they have any takers though."

Me: "I bet there were a few under-takers."

We laughed for the next mile.

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👤︎ u/jimrob4
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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📅︎ May 30 2020
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