A list of puns related to "Takers"
First time at a Warhammer 40k store. I'm familiar with the game but have never played. Display window has a seven foot marine figure that is painted and badass. As I walk in,
"Whoa! How many points to play him?!?"
Me pointing at marine. Three nerds playing magic stop to look at me. Store employee looks up without moving his head. Two other store patrons turn to look at me.
Crickets.
A whisk taker
I'm a whisk taker
Sorry if this is against the rules (doesn't appear so from what I read), but I'm looking for Gyoza puns. My attempts have been a bit lame so far. Thought I'd try the hive mind here if any takers? If you've goyza any please share!
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.
I heard he was a real whisk-taker
But I'm not a big whisk taker
A friend of mine is giving away two tickets to the Regions Tradition in Birmingham, and posted a status on Facebook seeing if there were any takers. His phrasing:
"Who do I know that is a big golf fan?"
Well, I couldn't let this one go.
"I don't like big golf, but I'm a huge fan of mini golf".
At least one person in the status thought I was funny.
Riding down the road with a co-worker, I happen to see a "Sale" flag next to a cemetery advertising a land auction.
Me: "Hey look, the cemetery's having a sale. Wanna pick up a few cold ones?"
Other dad: "That's a sale people are dying for."
Me: "They had to put up a fence to keep to keep them out."
Other dad: "They were really digging it. Doesn't look like they have any takers though."
Me: "I bet there were a few under-takers."
We laughed for the next mile.
I'm a whisk taker
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