My friend wagered that I didn't know another word for aiding in a wrongdoing...

I said "that's abet!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Gambling where the wager is a pepperoni slice

Playing with a pizza chit

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...

But I don't like to hedge my bets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogus_doggus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.

He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSonicForce
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Customer dad joked me..

This guy comes in all the time; he's a bit older, i'd wager around 70 or so, and he's always wearing these awesome bolo ties with sick button-down-shirts that have turtle patterns on them. None of this is relevant to the joke but i feel it necessary to at least give a bit of background.

Any way, he comes in, orders his pictures and when he came back to pick them up, he goes: "Hey, did I tell you what the hat said to the hat rack?" "Whaaa?" " 'Alight, you stay here, I'll go on a head' "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitgazelol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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I Dadjoked my friend's facebook status about his missing fish

(Friend's Facebook Status) The Case of the Disappearing Betta Fish....

(My response) Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be found. In fact, I'll put a wager on it. Wanna…

Betta fish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweatybronson
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
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