Swiper Puns

A list of puns related to "Swiper"

Swiper went swiping at a farm and mistakenly stole the farmer’s daughter.

He thought she was a Dora bull.

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👤︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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I told my dad that home births have skyrocketed since corona; he was confused.

He thought homes were built, not born.

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👤︎ u/SomeoriginalAlias
📅︎ May 17 2021
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how many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

one, two... one, two...

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👤︎ u/cobbywebby92
📅︎ Nov 13 2015
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A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.

A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"

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👤︎ u/SauceMaster6464
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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