Before she got her monkey, Dora the Explorer used to have a cute little pet calf.

He was a Dora bull.

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👤︎ u/OiTheRolk
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why does Dora the Explorer love chip credit cards?

There's no more swiping

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📅︎ Jul 31 2016
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I recently learned Dora the Explorer invented the chip on credit cards.

She has always been against swiping.

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📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Did you know Dora The Explorer recently released her first music album?

It has unfortunately been received very poorly by music critics and fans alike. You can hear all about it on Pandora.

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👤︎ u/cart0166
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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Would fear of Dora the Explorer be adoraphobia?

Dora the Explorer is a cartoon; agoraphobia is fear of large places. Play on words.

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👤︎ u/ExtraLogic
📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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What could you call Dora the Explorer's male children?

Doritos

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📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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"This ball have Dora the Explorer on it!" "Do you think it's cute?

"Because I think it's a Dora ball!"

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📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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My Greatest Pun So Far

I was with a friend in the mall, we wandered into one of those stores where they have cute Japan-ized versions of everything. We were looking at some overly cute plush round pillow-esque versions of Spongebob, Dora the Explorer, and Spiderman.

My friend picks up Dora the Explorer and says "Man, she's not supposed to be round, what is this?" I instantly came back with "Come on man, it's a-Dora-ball."

I was so proud I've been telling everyone and I figured you guys would appreciate it.

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👤︎ u/Gimpster
📅︎ Aug 05 2012
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A post on awww reminded me of one I got my kid with a few years ago.

So my daughter used to be a Dora the explorer fanatic. Loved everything Dora.. So we bought her a kickball with Dora on it.

Thats important to the joke, trust me.

So, we were out in the garage, kicking the ball back and forth, and my daughter saw one of our dogs doing something cute, as dogs are wont to do.

"Daddy! Look! That's adorable!"

I grabbed the ball and said "no, sweetie, thats cute, THIS is a Dora ball!"

Eyeroll from her, and the wife choked on her drink. :)

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Feb 23 2018
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Got my Sister with a Zinger

My sister was telling me about she met her boyfriend on Tinder (I haven't met him yet). I told her it was a good thing she wasn't Dora the Explorer. After a beat where she gave me a confused look, I explained. If she was Dora, she never would have been able to swipe right.

I was answered with silence and an eye roll that suggested I was going to hell. I only grinned and basked in her hate.

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📅︎ Aug 03 2016
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Nice ball you got there.

My young daughter really used to like that cartoon character "Dora the Explorer" and one day my wife bought her a bouncy ball with the Dora motif on it. She showed it to me and I said "That's adorable". Because it was a Dora ball. Apparently 4yo is too young for puns.

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👤︎ u/xbtdev
📅︎ Apr 07 2014
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