You could say their drive is going swimmingly
What do you call a good swimming pun?
Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
Swimming with sharks sure is expensive...
It cost me an arm and a leg
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
I'm going swimming on April 1st
I call it April Pools Day.
What's yellow and can't swim?
I just saw a moth swimming.
It was doing the butterfly.
What does a shy elephant wear when he goes swimming?
Why’d the fish swim right into the bull shark’s mouth?
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.
I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
Why do squirrels swim on their back?
I once went to a city with a culture based on swimming to deep places
My friend and I swim a lot
People regularly consider us as fishy
My wife were talking about my swimming ability:
Her: "You're a pretty strong swimmer"
Me: "Yeah but I never learned butterfly stroke"
Her: "Butterfly? You just...wing it"
We both looked at each other and snickered like children.
Title Edit: "My wife and I were talking"*
So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
She's six. She's awesome.
EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won?
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
I, fake a smile so he won't swim
Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.
It was written by Francis Near.
She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
The Gentoo penguin can swim up to 22mph
If you think that's impressive you should see the Gen 3
What do you call a pregnant woman when swimming?
What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek
My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
What is yellow and can't swim?
Why do seals swim in dalt water?
Because peperwater makes them sneeze..
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
Yesterday I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda.
Why do squirrels swim on their back ?
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
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