I accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles...
The next trip to the toilet could spell disaster
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget...
I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget and dug through my feces to find it. My wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was just mining my own business.
I am getting concerned. Last week I accidentally swallowed an ice cube
And I still haven't pooped it out.
I swallowed a coin by accident
What do you call a grazing cow that swallowed a land mine.
A man was swallowed by a whale.
He ran all the way upto the back till he was all pooped out.
I just swallowed a mood ring.
Not quite sure how I feel about it.
Doctor: “How is the boy who swallowed the quarter?”
My grandson was taken to the hospital because he swallowed a $5 bill
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces
When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.
I accidentally swallowed the cat’s pill.
In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
I swallowed an ice cube the other day
I'm getting worried, I still haven't passed it yet
My friend gave me advice on what to do if you are swallowed by a whale.
Just keep running until you’re all pooped out.
I accidentally swallowed some string this morning... Don't believe me?
My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.
I got drunk while playing scrabble and accidentally swallowed like 8 pieces.
My next shit could spell disaster.
I wonder if it swallowed!
My son swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital...
When I asked how he was, the nurse said "No change yet."
A man visits the doctor because he swallowed his watch
He's in the bathroom a really long time. The nurse knocks on the door and asks him if he's okay. He responds "yes, I'm just passing the time."
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster
I swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell "disaster."
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I swallowed a dictionary today.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
A man was swallowed whole by a whale..
He ran to the end until he was all pooped out.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles…
…my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Accidentally swallowed my cats tablets....
I swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces today.
My next shit could spell disaster.
I once swallowed a dictionary
I had thesaurus throat ever.
My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
The next diaper change could spell disaster.
My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..
His next poop could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I swallowed a dictionary yesterday.
It was thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I once swallowed a dictionary
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Accidentally swallowed the cats tablets...
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed some string last night..
I accidentally swallowed my cats tablet
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
