Mountains aren't just funny

They're hill areas.

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Oct 11 2016
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Talking about boobs with my girlfriend

"Who doesn't enjoy boobs?" "They're alright." "No, half of them are left."

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👤︎ u/Silverhead
📅︎ Oct 13 2014
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I couldn't resist myself during a meeting yesterday.

While reaching for the phone near the beginning of the meeting, my supervisor bumped his coffee cup and coffee sloshed over onto the desk and some papers. He laughed a little and just said something about it being a waste of good coffee.

My dadjoke instincts kicked in, and I agreed by saying, "A grind is a terrible thing to waste." I am proud to say it was well received.

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👤︎ u/tananda7
📅︎ Jul 12 2014
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