A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was,

Then it dawned on me

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2 Astronauts landed on the Sun

Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?

Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.

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Well.. We made another trip around the sun.

But it's the earth's rotation that really makes my day.

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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/viky_boy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RasberryOnline
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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already has like a million degrees!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goldbeardsdelight
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Somebody should come up with a name for when the sun goes down

Iโ€™m gonna call it a night

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/piratecheese13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Honey, you are the sun that lights my sky.

I'm glad you're there, but god I hate looking at you.

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I squint at the sun because its bright...

......but, I squint at some coworkers, because they aren't.

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Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun- its Greg Tues, Thurs, Sat- its Ian

It's the GregorIan Calendar.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Tag-und Nacht
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They just found a planet practically identical to earth, but it has two suns.

Itโ€™s a constant sun set.

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Heโ€™s wearing sun glasses v.redd.it/mk9all0oyhu51
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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If we lived on the sun

Everyday would be Sunday

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Hey Sun.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the Sun say to the Moon when it came home after itโ€™s curfew?

โ€œHave you been out all night?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Indybutterflier
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I hope you understand
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Johnny Depp has lost his case against The Sun newspaper even with evidences

Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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His Sun isn't so bright...
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What does Apollo, god of the sun, do when his sideburns get too long?

Eclipse them

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Whatโ€™s hotter than the sun?

My daughter. Oh wait, I thought this was r/stepdadjokes

Um, never mind.

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Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...

You will strain your eyes

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My son asked: โ€œDad, have you seen my sunglasses?โ€

I replied: โ€œNo son, but have you seen my dad glasses?โ€

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Why is the Sun so smart?

It has a lot of degrees.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What if after sun is actually suncream for your butt?
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Remember, the sun isn't chicken.

It's yellow!

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I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...

And then you had a growth spurt.

It took him a few minutes...

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4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke

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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How do Pirates treat sunburn?

ALOE, POPPET

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Know the difference between sun and no sun?

You really should. Its night and day

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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The sun came up twice today

Once in conversation

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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No sun
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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How does the moon give the sun a great hairdo?

Eclipse it

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...

Then, it dawned on me.

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I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went.

And then it dawned on me.

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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
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I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went

then it dawned on me

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The sun is hot, and bright... I look up to the sun. :)
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I was up all night wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Toph125
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why did the sun never go to college?

It already has thousands of degrees.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I spent all night wondering where the sun went...

Then it dawned on me!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheDude9737
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

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