I’m bacon out here!
At a vampsite!
I just couldn't, hack it.
Because I didn't have the, chops.
So they, gave me the axe.
It’s going to be Autumn
Edit: horrible spelling error
My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
that way you won't take any fall damage.
That shit was bananas.
A concentration camp.
I'll see myself out.
Because in winter you can keep adding more layers until you are warm but in summer you can only take off so many before you are arrested
I bought it yardsale.
Seasoning
They were U-tubers.
A bookwarm 🐛☀️
Cause it’s sum-more school.
(My dad made that up on the fly and I am so proud of him.)
Because the pride comes before the fall!
Those were Goodyears
Patio Furniture
I use hair conditioner.
It’s going to be so cool 😎
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
... I'll be here all seasons...
I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.
They’ll be missing all their fans...
Thanks Hank Green!
Usually it’s because we can’t afford it.
I dont’t wanna do it, it’s sho warm ma!
She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. “Well, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.”
“No, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
“Well, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. “Her name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.”
“Batteries?” cried the wife.
“Yes,” he replied. “She sells C cells by the Seashore.”
It's something I can see myself doing.
I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.
Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!
He opens Windows
By using her hAIR conditioner.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.
There are thousands of fans at some games!
Microwaved hot dog
They were all on board.
🎶 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive🎶
That shit was bananas.
Patty O’Furniture
