Amtrak employees are more like to be struck by lightning than any other profession.
Because they are good conductors
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What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I got struck by lightning.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
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︎ May 04 2021
Hickory Dickory Dock; the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck 1
The others escaped with minor injuries.
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︎ May 14 2021
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Lightning struck our house last night.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I was rewatching Black Panther last week and it struck me. Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman
are 'Tolkien White Guys' in the movie
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︎ Feb 18 2021
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Just found myself with problems in the bathroom as the clock struck 12...
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
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︎ Apr 07 2020
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, A . . .
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︎ May 08 2020
You've been hit by, you've been struck by a....
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︎ May 12 2020
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if heβs a good conductor.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight...
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︎ Aug 11 2018
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Got struck by lightning today
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︎ Jul 25 2020
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
It's ironic that the pandemic struck in 2020
But we never saw it coming.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
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︎ Apr 21 2019
They struck at dawn....
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︎ May 14 2019
I was surprised when i saw a man get struck by lightning
The man was shocked as well
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Everytime the harpist struck a C chord, it was like they were playing a different instrument..
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︎ Dec 07 2019
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a...
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︎ Jan 01 2019
An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.
He was quite a bad conductor
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︎ Oct 30 2019
My drum major was struck by lightning
She was very good at conducting.
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︎ Jun 23 2018
Get struck!
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︎ Mar 04 2019
There was a drug dealer who had conditioned his men such that whenever the clock struck 12 at midnight, they would come to him for their daily stash.
And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
If you were struck by lightening on a clear day.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, A.....
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︎ Jul 27 2017
I struck a bargain today.
I punched a 2 For 1 poster.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Did you hear that the discount hitman, Arthur, struck again at Safeway?
Yep. The headline read βArty chokes two for a dollar at local supermarket!β
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︎ Jan 09 2019
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
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︎ Jan 15 2020
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I was sitting on the toilet having a poop when the clock struck midnight
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM and the clock struck midnight
I thought, βsame shit, different dayβ.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I was sitting on the toilet and having a poop when the clock struck midnight.
Same shit, different day.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...
...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
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︎ May 20 2018
Last night, I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and the clock struck midnight.
I thought, βSame shit, different day.β
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︎ May 07 2018
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
If a train gets struck by lightning
Does that mean the conductor is good at their job?
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