I got struck by lightning.
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One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Just found myself with problems in the bathroom as the clock struck 12...
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︎ Dec 31 2020
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
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︎ Sep 18 2020
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, A . . .
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︎ May 08 2020
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
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︎ Apr 07 2020
You've been hit by, you've been struck by a....
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︎ May 12 2020
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if heβs a good conductor.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Got struck by lightning today
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
I was sitting on the toilet having a poop when the clock struck midnight
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︎ Sep 27 2019
It's ironic that the pandemic struck in 2020
But we never saw it coming.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
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︎ Apr 21 2019
They struck at dawn....
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︎ May 14 2019
Everytime the harpist struck a C chord, it was like they were playing a different instrument..
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︎ Dec 07 2019
I was surprised when i saw a man get struck by lightning
The man was shocked as well
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︎ Jun 27 2019
An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.
He was quite a bad conductor
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︎ Oct 30 2019
My drum major was struck by lightning
She was very good at conducting.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...
...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
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︎ May 20 2018
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a...
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︎ Jan 01 2019
There was a drug dealer who had conditioned his men such that whenever the clock struck 12 at midnight, they would come to him for their daily stash.
And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
Get struck!
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︎ Mar 04 2019
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︎ Jun 23 2018
If you were struck by lightening on a clear day.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I struck a bargain today.
I punched a 2 For 1 poster.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, A.....
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︎ Jul 27 2017
Did you hear that the discount hitman, Arthur, struck again at Safeway?
Yep. The headline read βArty chokes two for a dollar at local supermarket!β
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︎ Jan 09 2019
I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.
I got arrested for flipping him the bird.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
What is the first sense that you lose when you are struck by lightning?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What was it called when all the good dinosaurs ascended to Heaven before the meteor struck?
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︎ Jul 03 2018
A small Hyundai hatchback struck my truck and left a large comma shaped mark on my fender.
Well, really it's more of an Accent mark.
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︎ May 30 2018
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight...
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︎ Aug 11 2018
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM and the clock struck midnight
I thought, βsame shit, different dayβ.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I was sitting on the toilet and having a poop when the clock struck midnight.
Same shit, different day.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Last night, I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and the clock struck midnight.
I thought, βSame shit, different day.β
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︎ May 07 2018
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
If a train gets struck by lightning
Does that mean the conductor is good at their job?
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︎ Mar 17 2019
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock struck midnight. I thought 'Same shit, different day.'
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︎ Aug 31 2018
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
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