Violins beget violins.
She seemed nice to start, with no history of violins.
Don't make me use violins.
It was a brutal act of violins.
Because he was a Lyre.
Raiders of the Lost Harp
...but one day they woke up and chose violins.
Well, then I’d say you were a lyre.
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
Because it had too much violins.
But now they have a lot of violins
I said to him, “Violin is not the answer.”
Because violins is never the answer.
Yo Yo Mama jokes.
I'm already an organ donor
One day there was a very heated argument in an orchestra about what instrument is the best. People were so angry that they started fighting each other so the conductor yelled: " Guys, please, nothing good comes from violence!". Consequently, string supporters started beating the shit out of him as well.
The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
And started looking at some string instruments. The owner came up to me and said "Cello, good buy!". Confused, I walked out thinking 'what a rude way to greet a customer...'
I didn’t know she had a history with Violins.
It was a brutal act of violins...
