I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
Do you know what’s really straining?
A bowl with holes at the bottom.
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
Strained my voice
The other day i yelled into a colander and i strained my voice.
I hear there's a new strain of Covid infecting people who recently purchased a vehicle.
They're calling it the car owner virus.
Sorry guys, we are still closed but I did a few to keep them coming in these strained times.
What strain of flu is most Canadian?
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.
That left scientists scratching their heads.
Did you hear about the gingerbreadman flu strain
Don't worry, you won't catch it.
What did the pasta say after the chef didn't drain all the water?
"I'm getting a re-straining order!"
Holidays to Croatia can put a serious strain on your relationship...
...nearly all the couples I met there said they were going to Split!
Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...
You will strain your eyes
My son just came in and asked, “if you scream into a colander...
...will you strain your voice?”
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
Old colanders never die...they just can't take the strain anymore.
I compared my girlfriend to boiled pasta the other day.
It's really strained our relationship.
My wife just told me that you can strain curdled milk, then use the resulting liquid as a food additive! I was like, "no way!"
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
To avoid strain when thinking about working out involves a stretch of my imagination.
COVID-19 is
Putting a strain on our relationships
I bonded with a colander in holey matrimony.
We have a strained relationship.
Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...
I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.
I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.
My dad was making a bread and he was looking strained
So my mom commented "That creates muscles!"
I then replied; "No, that creates a bread!"
"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.
It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied,
"The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".
I was yelling really loud into my colander
And I think I strained my voice.
Have you heard about the new strain of insect-proof cotton plant?
What does a British sea monster eat for lunch?
I was washing the dishes today and got so frustrated I screamed into a collander.
I think I strained my voice.
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
That has left scientists scratching their heads
A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
There’s a mysterious strain of head lice going around
Scientists are still scratching their heads about it
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
It has left scientists scratching their heads.
I yelled into a colander...
...and now my voice is strained.
I yelled at the kids through the colander today,
A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
This has left scientists scratching their heads.
A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
A new strain of head lice was discovered that is resistant to drugs.
The problem has left scientists scratching their heads.
The other day I yelled into a colander.
Today I yelled into a colander.
i yelled into a colander today...
...ended up straining my voice
COVID-19 is
Putting a strain on our relationships
Shouted into a colander....
I yelled into a colander yesterday
The other day I yelled into a colander
And I strained my voice!!!
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