I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Do you know what’s really straining?

A bowl with holes at the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Strained my voice

The other day i yelled into a colander and i strained my voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecobs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I hear there's a new strain of Covid infecting people who recently purchased a vehicle.

They're calling it the car owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Sorry guys, we are still closed but I did a few to keep them coming in these strained times.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What strain of flu is most Canadian?

Influenza eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?

It needs to strain itself.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.

That left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the gingerbreadman flu strain

Don't worry, you won't catch it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluepeterbadge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What did the pasta say after the chef didn't drain all the water?

"I'm getting a re-straining order!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishhReddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Holidays to Croatia can put a serious strain on your relationship...

...nearly all the couples I met there said they were going to Split!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarpetChin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...

You will strain your eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meh_Belleh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My son just came in and asked, β€œif you scream into a colander...

...will you strain your voice?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheProcesSherpa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.

Sorry for the Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Old colanders never die...they just can't take the strain anymore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I compared my girlfriend to boiled pasta the other day.

It's really strained our relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ev1rw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My wife just told me that you can strain curdled milk, then use the resulting liquid as a food additive! I was like, "no way!"

She said, "whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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To avoid strain when thinking about working out involves a stretch of my imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeags
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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COVID-19 is

Putting a strain on our relationships

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wkono
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I bonded with a colander in holey matrimony.

We have a strained relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...

I strained my voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plscanunot
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0Squid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My dad was making a bread and he was looking strained

So my mom commented "That creates muscles!"

I then replied; "No, that creates a bread!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samprog
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My Dad gave a good one tonight... He's got Brain Strain imgur.com/IIbPZ8K
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTwatTwiddler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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I was yelling really loud into my colander

And I think I strained my voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Have you heard about the new strain of insect-proof cotton plant?

It's Un-Boll-Weevilble!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchapstick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2013
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What does a British sea monster eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsintzask
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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I was washing the dishes today and got so frustrated I screamed into a collander.

I think I strained my voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YarrowBeSorrel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

That has left scientists scratching their heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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There’s a mysterious strain of head lice going around

Scientists are still scratching their heads about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

It has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I yelled into a colander...

...and now my voice is strained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWanderingSibyl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I yelled at the kids through the colander today,

It strained my voice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_agentj9_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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A new strain of head lice was discovered that is resistant to drugs.

The problem has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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The other day I yelled into a colander.

My voice was strained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraftyRow418
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Today I yelled into a colander.

I strained my voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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i yelled into a colander today...

...ended up straining my voice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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COVID-19 is

Putting a strain on our relationships

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wkono
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Shouted into a colander....

Strained my voice πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalBlackEye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I yelled into a colander yesterday

I strained my voice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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The other day I yelled into a colander

And I strained my voice!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkDG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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