Looks like I might have invisibility!
I never got a straight answer.
It’s an LGBT Queue
The private said, "That's a tall order, sir."
Lesbeans
At the end of the day, its night
They're cutting right into my hips.
I have a hunch it might be me.
the invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking
I’m drawing a line in the sand.
Last month, a guy in Cincinnati stole a salt truck and led police on a 30 minute chase. (true story) At one point he tried to dump the load of salt on a police car. I told my teenage daughter this and she looked at me with a straight face and said “I guess they’re going to arrest him for assaulting an officer.” 😁
Never been prouder of my daughter. 😎
They are cutting edge technology.
But then I quit cold turkey.
Personally, I think it's neat.
Even the baby was impressed.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
All that’s left is shredded tweet.
All they had was biplanes
True story, I work in the health industry, get to ask these questions from time to time:
Me: Good morning (of course no matter what time of day it is)! I have 4 questions for you, let’s see if you studied for the test...
Patient: (most of the time, chuckle)
Me: Have you had a fever in the last 48 hours?
Patient: No
Me: Have you had a persistent cough recently?
Patient: No
Me: Have you been tested for COVID-19 recently?
Patient (sometimes): Yes
Me: Do you know the results of the test?
Patient (about 85% of the time): Negative
Me: You don’t know the results of the test? (Straight face behind mask)
Patient: It was negative
Me: (smile and chuckle showing through mask)
Patient: Ohhhh! I get it! (Laughs 95% of the time)
Me: Dad jokes have to happen... 🙂
/insert question #4 here, unrelated to said joke... heh
Cause they can't keep a straight face.
9♣️, 10♥️, J♦️, Q♣️, K♦️
Most of them would drown
For him, it’s a touchy subject.
... that you brush your teeth with straight, undiluted corn syrup.
It went straight through me.
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
The LeBrontosaurus
Optapotamus Prime
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
Came straight out of the blue. Took the wind right out of my sails.
"Bingo."
At the end of the day, it's night.
