Stomach Flu Puns

A list of puns related to "Stomach Flu"

Had a dream yesterday. It was year 2021, There was a new pandemic of stomach flu...

We all had to wear diapers and we quickly recognised that masks in 2020 were not that bad.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Just found out I have a cold and the stomach flu.

I’ve got the Friday Night Blights

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👤︎ u/Phransisco
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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What do Cubans call the stomach flu?

Castroenteritis

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👤︎ u/Cananbaum
📅︎ May 11 2017
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Mom pulled this one on me and my grandma a few minutes ago

We were in the car, on the way home and grandma decided to call abd check up on us because we've been sick since last night. Grandma wanted to know if her eye was doing alright, which was confusing because we have the stomach flu. Mom bursts out laughing and tries to explain to grandma that she was joking.

Apparently, mom sent grandma a text saying "My eye's not doing too well, I'm gonna have problems SEEING my way into work." Goddamnit Mom.

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👤︎ u/DarkTruth159
📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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