Influenza Puns

A list of puns related to "Influenza"

What's the difference between swine flu and avian influenza?

One requires oinkment, the other requires tweetment.

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👤︎ u/In_the_end_there_was
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?

Swine Flew :D

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👤︎ u/Sk80Boi
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.

I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.

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👤︎ u/SalmonXenu420
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Doctors are pleased at how wide-spread influenza suppression meds have been distributed, in preparation to being used...

They say it's gone anti-viral.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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What do you call an instagram celeb who got Corona?

An influenzer.

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👤︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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What strain of flu is most Canadian?

Influenza eh.

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👤︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why did the bird fly?

Because it had flu

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👤︎ u/Jztnr
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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What do you call an influencer who has the flu?

An influenza

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👤︎ u/Projkt88
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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He's sick

Heard about that social media influenza who went viral?

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👤︎ u/uncorrectlywritten
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Only anti vaxers will get it

Polio

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👤︎ u/sgtpointynips
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why does flu go viral

Cause it comes from influenzas

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👤︎ u/swiftphil
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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I've become sick because of Instagram

I have influenza

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👤︎ u/lucas1607
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call an ill instagram model?

An influenza

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👤︎ u/dhjsnsennd
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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How did you catch that cold?

"Well I opened the door and influenza"

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👤︎ u/Cycartha
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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Why does flu go viral

Because it comes from influenzas

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👤︎ u/swiftphil
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I opened the window.....

....and influenza.

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👤︎ u/mull3286
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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