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Stollen Puns

A list of puns related to "Stollen"

If you see this car, ring the police. It is stollen.
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👤︎ u/MisterEd_ak
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why did the German baker close down?

Because all his goods were Stollen.

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👤︎ u/DonovanBanks
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread

I think it was stollen

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👤︎ u/sgtjenno
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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My German cake has gone missing

It was Stollen!

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👤︎ u/TwoPointsOfInterest
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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My friend asked me where I bought my Christmas cake.

I told her it was stollen.

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👤︎ u/rafello
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why did the German man call the police on Christmas day?

Because his bread was Stollen!

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👤︎ u/So-I-Had-This-Idea
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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On Christmas, a thief took my German bread.

I guess you can say it was stollen.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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Came back from a holiday in Germany, and customs confiscated my luggage full of spiced fruit and nut loaves.

Apparently it was all Stollen

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why was the baker arrested for selling German cake?

It was Stollen

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👤︎ u/MakeMeADonut
📅︎ May 30 2019
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I love unique holiday breads.

Unfortunately this year, all of mine were stollen.

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👤︎ u/scottdsanders
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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What do you call dental x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Stollen from a friend. Quick search on this sub yeilded no results. Hopefully it makes some of you chuckle!

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👤︎ u/lord-steezus
📅︎ May 14 2017
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Hey have you guys seen my Christmas dessert?

I think it was stollen.

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👤︎ u/04binksa
📅︎ Nov 30 2016
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Did you hear about the German baker that was burgled?

All the cakes were stollen.

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👤︎ u/JEZTURNER
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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Multilingual dad jokes!

My grandmother brought over a German fruit cake called Stollen (it's not that great).

Grandma: I don't know if it'll taste good this year, I didn't make it. Dad: You didn't make it? Does that mean it's... stolen?

He's made this joke three years in a row.

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👤︎ u/uncertaingravity
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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On Christmas, a thief took my german bread.

I guess you can say it was stollen.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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The German Christmas bread was ill-gotten...

You could say it was stollen.

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👤︎ u/sidewalksInGroupVII
📅︎ May 16 2018
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