If you see this car, ring the police. It is stollen.
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread
I think it was stollen
My German cake has gone missing
It was Stollen!
My friend asked me where I bought my Christmas cake.
I told her it was stollen.
Why did the German man call the police on Christmas day?
Because his bread was Stollen!
On Christmas, a thief took my German bread.
I guess you can say it was stollen.
Came back from a holiday in Germany, and customs confiscated my luggage full of spiced fruit and nut loaves.
Apparently it was all Stollen
Why was the baker arrested for selling German cake?
It was Stollen
I love unique holiday breads.
Unfortunately this year, all of mine were stollen.
What do you call dental x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Stollen from a friend. Quick search on this sub yeilded no results. Hopefully it makes some of you chuckle!
Hey have you guys seen my Christmas dessert?
I think it was stollen.
Did you hear about the German baker that was burgled?
All the cakes were stollen.
Multilingual dad jokes!
My grandmother brought over a German fruit cake called Stollen (it's not that great).
Grandma: I don't know if it'll taste good this year, I didn't make it. Dad: You didn't make it? Does that mean it's... stolen?
He's made this joke three years in a row.
On Christmas, a thief took my german bread.
I guess you can say it was stollen.
The German Christmas bread was ill-gotten...
You could say it was stollen.
