Stock Exchanges Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock Exchanges"

What is a stock exchange's favourite drink?

Forex Gold

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👤︎ u/XboxUnited_
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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I work at the New York Stock Exchange.

It's NYSE.

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👤︎ u/LuthierSalazar
📅︎ Feb 03 2022
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Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange

He goes by Darth Trader

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."

It was a stock exchange.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Where do you go to invest in giggles, chuckles and guffaws?

The laughing stock exchange

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Where Do Cows Trade Milk?

The Moo York Stock Exchange

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👤︎ u/JonasTheRipper
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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Store Manager dadjoked me the other day.

I work at Speedway, and I was stocking coffee creamers, when this exchange went down;

Me: "Hey, do we have any more of that Stok creamer in the back?"

Him: "Nah, we're actually... out of Stok."

Me: "Get out."

Note: He has a 3 month-old daughter now, so I guess I should get used to it.

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👤︎ u/RenlyIsTheFury
📅︎ Apr 10 2015
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