I found out that I was pregnant because when I went to the OB, the doctor told me to put me feet in the stirrups. My husband blurted β€œThat is the strangest horse I’ve ever seen!” The doctor smiled and congratulated my husband for making his first dad joke. His response β€œI feel a little Dad inside.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DietCokeSkittles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaserJetVulfpeck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?

5-card stud or stirrup poker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes

I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My dad's proudest moment

I was on a road trip with him and we were leaving Rapid City, SD, when we saw a billboard that said "Cowboy Pancakes: 99Β’"

He turns to me and says, "Cowboy Pancakes? They must serve those with maple stirrup"

He proceeded to laugh really hard and beat his steering wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbouerfgae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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I bet twenty dollars that I could make a little horse joke, but I can't think of one.

I'm going to have to pony up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaziestofLids
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...

But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.

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