I found out that I was pregnant because when I went to the OB, the doctor told me to put me feet in the stirrups. My husband blurted “That is the strangest horse I’ve ever seen!” The doctor smiled and congratulated my husband for making his first dad joke. His response “I feel a little Dad inside.”
If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes
I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.
My dad's proudest moment
I was on a road trip with him and we were leaving Rapid City, SD, when we saw a billboard that said "Cowboy Pancakes: 99¢"
He turns to me and says, "Cowboy Pancakes? They must serve those with maple stirrup"
He proceeded to laugh really hard and beat his steering wheel.
I bet twenty dollars that I could make a little horse joke, but I can't think of one.
I'm going to have to pony up.
I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
