7 Hilarious Steppes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you know the French are directly descended from the people of the Steppe?

I heard the specific tribe they come from is called the Hon hon hons

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👤︎ u/Floridamantakesadump

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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Why is the temperate grasslands the savanna's idol?

Because it will always follow its foot-steppe

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👤︎ u/Knightener

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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What's sitting in the savanna, cleaning itself?

A hygiena

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👤︎ u/HisHonour

📅︎ Sep 23 2016

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The Mongolian army was unstoppable at its peak.

They were always one steppe ahead of their enemies.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?

Steppe by steppe

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👤︎ u/Congressperson

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Did you hear about the Mongol who decided to quit smoking?

He joined a twelve steppe program.

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👤︎ u/Redditisimaginary

📅︎ Aug 30 2017

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Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?

Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.

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👤︎ u/bennibenthemanlyman

📅︎ May 20 2016

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