Because of all the sand which is there.
Eat the sand-which-is there.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because he couldn't find any more Brians.
In Hungary
MORSEL KOMBAT!
One sees a tree covered in bacon and rushed to it, looking to eat, but was immediately riddled with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a ham bush.
You give him a helping hand
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Because they can always eat the sandwiches there.
Emaceiated.
A gummy bear
Abracadabra you are a sandwich
Because of all the sand-which-is there
Because of all the 'sand which is' there
I told her if her clothes fit them, they’re not starving.
A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.
As one would expect, the conditions were atrocious. Thousands of flies buzzed them constantly. As one frog continuously lamented their predicament, the other was snapping up flies with a big grin on his face. This went on for months, until finally, the first frog snapped. "We've been in the God forsaken prison for months!! We have no idea when or if we're going to be released, and you sit there eating flies with that stupid smile on your face!!! WTF, dude??!".
The second frog looks at him and says......"well, times fun when you're having flies". (A play on "Time flies when you're having fun").
It’s a no-brainer.
I know the punchline - something involving wordplay using canopies and can o’ peas. What’s the joke to go with it?
It can find everything on the web (internet)
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "
All they have are cans of tuna and some firewood. They need to determine how to get the tuna out of the can so they can eat and not starve.
The anthropologist says that they should find some sharp rocks and bang the sides of the can until it pops open. That's what people did before tools.
The chemist says they should start a fire and cook the cans. This will cause them to expand and burst and we can eat warm tuna.
The economist says "alright guys, imagine if we had a can opener"
I was out running errands with my son (13). It was getting close to lunch time so I said, "I'm starving". Without missing a beat he replied, "Hi, Starving, I'm Hungry."
I don't think I've ever been more proud.
A hungry Hungary hippo
Because of all the sand-which is there.
Alliter o' rations.
“Is that why you are eating everything that’s left?”
We either digest the clown, or we die jesting!
Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.
When he makes it over to the tree, a robber steps out and points a gun at him.
The man says, "whoa, I just wanted some of the bacon from the bacon tree!"
The robber grunts and says, "This ain't no bacon tree. This is a hambush!"
Because of all the sand-which-is there.
I just woke up and feel like I haven’t eaten all year
He didn't give a crop.
They're calling it Band-Aid.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because of all the sand which is there
Because of the sand which is there
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because of all the sand which is there
Because of all of the sand which is there.
