Starving Puns

A list of puns related to "Starving"

Dad, I’m starving can you make me a sandwhich?

Abracadabra you are a sandwich

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👤︎ u/Odinnextgen
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call starving vegans?

Hungry hungry hippies.

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👤︎ u/snugs4lyfe
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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A wife says to her husband: "Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving."

The husband replys: "Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won't be starving."

(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)

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👤︎ u/PresidentalPanda
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What did the stout, starving sergeant eat in the army?

Alliter o' rations.

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👤︎ u/noonetookdisusername
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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A starving tribe marched their way to the desert to get food

because of the sand which is there.

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👤︎ u/RoastingNoodles
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest?

A hungry Hungary hippo

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👤︎ u/BigPeneMcgundy
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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A man is starving in the desert and sees a bacon tree in the distance.

When he makes it over to the tree, a robber steps out and points a gun at him.

The man says, "whoa, I just wanted some of the bacon from the bacon tree!"

The robber grunts and says, "This ain't no bacon tree. This is a hambush!"

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👤︎ u/WERE_A_BAND
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why was 69 starving?

Because 68 everything

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👤︎ u/RokerTroniC
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets

some say he's still hungary to this day

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👤︎ u/iisowo
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Have you heard of the benefit concert to help starving musicians?

They're calling it Band-Aid.

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👤︎ u/rcflier500
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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I’m starving

I just woke up and feel like I haven’t eaten all year

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👤︎ u/thebwit
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/Brentobot
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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I’m starving

I haven’t eaten since last year.

Happy new year everyone :)

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👤︎ u/aussieaussie_oioioi
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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I saw a starving cat the other day

It was a cat-atrophy

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👤︎ u/ForkliftMasterPsych
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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Did you hear about the starving man at the barbecue?

He ate his hot dog with relish.

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👤︎ u/LambentEnigma
📅︎ Jul 08 2016
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What's the Worst Part About Starving to Death?

You're hungry the whole time.

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👤︎ u/ehmesdee
📅︎ Mar 12 2017
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I'm starving.

I haven't had anything to eat all year.

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👤︎ u/Ryanplugs
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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