Penniless Puns

A list of puns related to "Penniless"

The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer

Everything he did was pro Bono

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why was Caravaggio the Italian painter penniless when he died?

Because he was Baroque.

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👤︎ u/peted1111
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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My uncle survived a freak storm at sea. He spent the rest of his life unemployed, telling taller and taller tales about it.

When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.

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👤︎ u/AdultContemporaryJiz
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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My name is Nick. My dad told me this all the time growing up

You'll never be penniless, but you'll always be Nicholas..

god dammit

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👤︎ u/nocnoc9
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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