Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/conjunctivitis/
Thats a site for sore eyes
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?
Because he only drove it from time to time.
Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..
Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.
(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)
What’s the coolest disease or condition one can die from?
Hypothermia! It’s the coolest way to go.
how are air conditioning and computers similar?
they don't work as well if you open windows
What do you call a survivalist with air conditioning?
I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
What does air conditioning and a 10 year old computer have in common?
Both of them are useless when you open windows
Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft??
Because he conditioned it. 😂
A man was admitted to the hospital for horses in him
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
What did the metaphysical highway sign say to warn drivers about wintry driving conditions?
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
Why do we need toothpaste?
Because they keep our teeth in mint condition.
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
Mr. Ed
Man, I was worried when Mr. Ed had to be hospitalized. But now I've heard he's back home and his condition is stable.
What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?
Doctor's reported his condition as stable.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills
What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present
I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...
That way I'd be 'head & shoulders' above the competition.
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
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