Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..
Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.
(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)
Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?
Because he only drove it from time to time.
What’s the coolest disease or condition one can die from?
Hypothermia! It’s the coolest way to go.
how are air conditioning and computers similar?
they don't work as well if you open windows
What do you call a survivalist with air conditioning?
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people
My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
What does air conditioning and a 10 year old computer have in common?
Both of them are useless when you open windows
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What did the metaphysical highway sign say to warn drivers about wintry driving conditions?
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Mary gave birth to Jesus in a manger
He is reportedly in a stable condition
My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...
That way I'd be 'head & shoulders' above the competition.
A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills
What do you call the terms and conditions on a Christmas present
I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
Where does the teenage boar with a skin condition go to school?
I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
What medical condition were pirates prone to?
I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said ‘if you need anything, I’m Jill.’
I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
Whats common between 'terms and conditions' and you?
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus
What condition are your toes in when your feet fall asleep?
I just spent hundreds of dollars online buying expensive ointments for my skin condition.
That was a rash decision.
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft?
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