Stargaze Puns

A list of puns related to "Stargaze"

Went stargazing earlier, “Is that NEOWISE?”

No comet.

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👤︎ u/theotherjazen
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.

Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 26 2020
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I was stargazing for hours one night when...

...it began to get brighter and brighter outside. I didn't understand what was happening. Then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/D6P6
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you get for stargazing while driving? OC

One deer struck

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👤︎ u/Cademan05
📅︎ May 30 2019
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