Stargaze Puns

A list of puns related to "Stargaze"

Went stargazing earlier, “Is that NEOWISE?”

No comet.

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👤︎ u/theotherjazen
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.

Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 26 2020
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I was stargazing for hours one night when...

...it began to get brighter and brighter outside. I didn't understand what was happening. Then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/D6P6
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you get for stargazing while driving? OC

One deer struck

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👤︎ u/Cademan05
📅︎ May 30 2019
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I was stargazing with my uncle, who is a television camera operator

He said, "I love shooting stars."

I replied, "I know – you've made a career out of it."

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👤︎ u/Rybread13
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Astronomy Dad Joke

I was doing some stargazing with my telescope Saturday night, since it was a good time to view Uranus. When I was done, I carried my telescope inside and my brother says "What were you looking for?" I made a point to say it like 'Ur-uh-nus'.

Dad walks into the room as I am leaving and asks my brother what I was looking for. Inevitably, my brother replies 'Ur-ay-nus'.

Dad quips to me down the hall: "Leave your brother alone and look for your own!"

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👤︎ u/kosmosouthern
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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