Oh how the turntables have stabled
My therapist asked me “How’s your home life, stable?”
I said “No, just a small house down the street”
Someone snuck into a bullfighting arena last night, and mixed explosives into all the food in the stables.
The events that followed were a-bomb-in-a-bull
Uranium atom: "I can never find a stable relationship
Plutonium atom: "oh get a half-life."
Let's take a vote. Are you in favor of horse puns?
100 years ago everyone owned a horse…
And only the rich had cars.
Now everyone has cars, and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned.
Stable!
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A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says, "Why the long f--" when suddenly the horse cuts him off.
"I've heard that a million times. 'Why the long face, haha!' I hear that everywhere I go."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," says the bartender. "Other than that, how's your life?"
The horse responds with, "Stable."
How come they call a place where horses are kept a "stable"…
And not a neigh-bourhood?
One night the girl heard a hushed gravelly voice coming from the stables.. Seeing an old man, she screamed "Who are you?"
"They call me the hoarse whisperer"
What did the farmer’s wife say to him after he hotboxed the stable?
Got a new job as a priest in a stable near Johannesburg...
I bless the reins down in Africa...
My lazy friend got a job at a stable...
Now he can REALLY horse around.
If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,
I went out with girl named plutonium once.
She was kind of heavy. We got along ok. But her anger is explosive. Under stress, she's not very stable
A man goes into a pet store to buy a puppy to keep his horses company in their stable.
"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."
The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."
Where's the best place to access the internet on a farm?
Where the horses sleep, the connection there is pretty stable.
Why was Jesus born in a stable?
There was no womb in the inn.
Everyone knows that a horse walked into a bar, but does anyone care why he was out drinking alone?
Because there was nothing stable in his life.
You can't blame sick people for taking the horse medicine Ivermectin.
They just want to be in stable condition.
I once worked as a horse trainer.
The most stable relationship I have is with my bed
Because it stands on four legs.
Why can't you pass a bill in the stables?
My daughter tells me that she wants to live in a nice house with her friends when they all have stable jobs.
I said, “Well sweetie, that’s nice, but I just can’t see you and your friends shoveling manure for a living.”
To which she replied, “Oh no? I thought you said that I could be president if I wanted to!”
My horse ate all the bedding in the stable
*gestures at horses* Here are the stables. *gestures at other flickering and shaking horses. One horse explodes* And here are the unstables
I love my work with horses
What a stable relationship.
When you're in a stable relationship.
What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?
Greatest name of a race horse ever
Hoof Hearted
Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it
A man was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses.
His condition has been described as stable.
Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge
Where do you park your horse
When someone says “Hold your horses”, they’re telling you to be stable.
What kind of tree isn’t financially stable?
A man was admitted at the hospital with 25 plastic toy horses in his rectum.
Doctors report his condition as stable.
100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
My relationship isn't stable.
100 Years Ago Everyone Owned a Horse...
100 years ago everyone owned a horse...
And only the rich had cars.
Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned.
100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
How the stables have turned.
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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