In the sprit of Halloween...

Dad: How do you fix a jack'o'lantern? Me: I don't know how? Dad: With a pumpkin patch!

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📅︎ Oct 28 2013
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A ghost walks into a taproom, "Bartender, give me a shot of whiskey"

Bartender: I'm sorry we don't serve sprits here.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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