But I just can't seem to open the bottle
The bartender says, "Sorry, but Christmas passed."
Idaho-ho-ho!
Kudos to my 9 year old son for coming up with this on his own.
You could call him eggnogstic.
I walked by a nativity scene yesterday and the sheep told me, "Fleece Navidad".
Mom hangs up ornament on tree different ornament falls Mom: "My god this was not hung properly!" Dad: "Well at least I'm hung properly"
He’s my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
We'll Christmas is all about Makings Spirits Bright
I bought a bottle of whiskey for our pastor and when my son saw it he said, "straight rye whiskey ... the true spirit of Christmas."
He's going to make a great dad someday.
So my mom walked up to the table with a bag full of gifts and said Christmas came early. She'd got each of us a little gift in order to start up the Christmas spirit.
My dad looks at each of us and says "I guess you could say today's not thanksgiving anymore. It's thanksgetting!"
Getting into the christmas spirit, i went out and bought some eggnog, i was drinking it last night. my dad walked into the kitchen as was watching me drink it.
dad- 'god, that looks disgusting, how could you drink something that is made of egg?'
me- 'have you had it?'
dad- 'no'
me- 'well, you shouldn't nog it till you try it'
