A list of puns related to "Christmas Lights"
Half of them dont work and the other half arent that bright.
LED Zeppelin
Unbelievable!
Christmas was literally last year.
My dog was delighted.
He wanted to put up neon lights.
They hang themselves.
A Blinkin' one
She was light headed!
The lights were weaving in and out between the strings, all over the fretboard, etc, rendering it temporarily unplayable. So I asked, "How are you going to play it now with the lights between the strings?" He replied with, "Carefully." Of course. "But the lights will stop the strings from being used properly!"
"Well, they'll just feel a little lighter then, won't they?"
I told him I'd prefer the latter, but he brought me the ladder.
This joke sucks
Me, holding one end of a string of lights: Ok, Dad, grab a side.
Dad: Isn't that what kills grabs?
Me: What?
Dad: Grabacide.
He burst out laughing for a full minute.
We drive past a house with Christmas lights still on (January 12)
Dad- "That's a new record for earliest Christmas lights! Can you believe they already have them up?"
Half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t that bright.
There is still 365 days until Christmas
"There are 364 more days until Christmas, and people are already putting up lights? Unbelievable."
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