But I just can't seem to open the bottle
The bartender says, "Sorry, but Christmas passed."
Idaho-ho-ho!
Kudos to my 9 year old son for coming up with this on his own.
You could call him eggnogstic.
I bought a bottle of whiskey for our pastor and when my son saw it he said, "straight rye whiskey ... the true spirit of Christmas."
He's going to make a great dad someday.
Dad got me with this one this morning. My Christmas present was a bag of mini cheeses.
Dad: "I got you this in the true spirit of Christmas."
Me: "What does Christmas have to do with cheese?"
Dad: "Are you kidding? Christmas is all about baby cheesus!"
Getting into the christmas spirit, i went out and bought some eggnog, i was drinking it last night. my dad walked into the kitchen as was watching me drink it.
dad- 'god, that looks disgusting, how could you drink something that is made of egg?'
me- 'have you had it?'
dad- 'no'
me- 'well, you shouldn't nog it till you try it'
