A list of puns related to "Springfield Interchange"
This might be a long shot, but I thought I might try. If if you were in an accident last night and need some witnesses, I saw it all. Last night, around 11:30 PM, around the mixing bowl area (Springfield to 495 Tysons), I saw a white CRV change lanes right into a green sedan causing the sedan to suddenly brake and spin out of control. I don't believe the sedan hit the CRV, which didn't stop and just sped away. I think the sedan hit the barrier a couple of times. If you were involved in that and need any witnesses, please pm me.
Large room, with own large bath in single family house with large yard is available 4/1 for $750/month. We're only minutes from Springfield Town Center, the Metro, and the 95/495/395 interchange.
You'd be sharing a large house with 2 other housemates. We're both professional adults, looking for a fellow adult who is not looking to have parties, drama, or super loud, late nights. As you'd be our housemate, your friends and significant other would be more than welcome at your discretion. Absolutely zero drugs are tolerated in the house. If you're a smoker, we just ask that you not smoke in the house.
You'd have full access to all parts of the house, with the exception of your housemates' private rooms. We have a full washer and dryer in the house. Your rent includes all utilities and internet.
One of the roommates has 2 cats, but they're kept away from the available rooms. If you have a pet, and it's well mannered, we can likely work something out!
If you have any questions, or wish to see the room, please feel free to email me and I will get back to you as soon as possible!
scout being the most popular to discuss seems the bigger bikes arent talked much about anywhere i've looked.
Picking up a heckcat tomorrow, but was curious if any of the other series pistols parts could be thrown on a Hellcat? (Barrel, etc) like from an XD?
Found in FB.. made me chuckle because so much truth,
If you live in St Louis you'll understand this.
If you've ever visited St. Louis you'll understand this.
If you've never been to St. Louis consider this your Visitor's Guide to Driving in St. Louis .
There are 75 "unofficial neighborhoods" in the City of St. Louis . St. Louisans commonly give directions--especially for restaurants--to strangers based on these neighborhoods, which aren't marked on any maps that are handed out by the tourist board, the AAA or MapQuest .
There are 54 school districts--on the Missouri side alone--each of which has their own school bus system with scheduled times to block traffic.
There are 91 official municipalities in St. Louis County . Each municipality has its own rules and regulations, and often their own police departments.
More importantly, most have their own snow removal contracts so it's not uncommon to drive down a road in winter and have one block plowed, the next salted, the next piled with snow and the last partially cleared by residents wanting to get out of their driveways.
Snow plowing is never a problem in the City of St. Louis. They plow nothing, and if the forecast calls for snow, they close everything. Except on "The Hill" (refer to #1 above) where each homeowner goes out to the street and shovels out one car-sized rectangle and then stands watch over it.
Any car parked longer than 4 hours in the city is considered a parts store.
The City of Ballwin actually proposed that drivers use connecting strip mall parking lots to get from place to place rather than drive on Manchester road to cut the traffic on Manchester. (And for good reason. There is a stoplight at every intersection on Manchester).
Laclede Station Road, McCausland, Lindbergh, Watson, Reavis Barracks, Fee Fee, McKnight, Airport Road, Midland, McKelvey, and Olive mysteriously change names as you cross intersections.
Gravois Road, Spoede and Chouteau can only be pronounced by St. Louis natives. (Highway 40 is pronounced as "farty".)
A St. Louisan from South County has never been to North County and vise versa. West County just has everything delivered.
No native St. Louisan knows that Lindbergh runs from South County to North County. And if you tell them, they will not believe you.
Lindbergh belongs to every neighborhood except Kirkwood, who had the nerve to creatively change the name to Kirkwood Road.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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